As a morally upstanding website, I’m obligated to ask if I may track your visits here?
This is so that I look through your bedroom window at night, stalk my exes, co-workers, and beguiling Parisian shopkeepers across the globe. Also, I’d like to use Google Analytics to note how many visits the site gets, and get a vague idea about which country visitors are from, and what colour underwear they have on.
I Want the Cookie
Ok. Your browser will keep a tiny file called a cookie that will contain the word
“yes”. And when you visit, Google Analytics will clock up a visit. You can read all about that process here.
Also fine. With crushing irony, your browser will keep a tiny file called a cookie that contains the word
“no”. That tells me not to record your visits and also not to ask you about it for a year or so.